Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco

Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re all too short to reach the socket.


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