Category Archives: Mexico

Sun and Snow

A recurrent theme in Mexico. Mexicans complaining about  the heat. Me telling them how wonderful it was. I’d  often get asked, with some incredulity, if I didn’t get tired of it being hot and sunny. Every single day. I’d explain to them what the alternative is. And that no, I never ever got tired of waking up to another beautiful sunny day. Even in a Mexico City winter when the evenings got chilly, I could be assured of a warm and sunny morning and afternoon. I loved it. It was also nice to be able to plan a weekend away, outside of the city, knowing that the weather would be hot and sunny. One of our favourite places was Huichapan, as featured in the photo below.

Sunny Sundays

Most of my Mexicans amigos and amigas like the idea of snow. It looks beautiful in photos and films. Romantic, even, in the right setting. I would have to explain to them that snow is lovely to look at. In photos and films. And, I will grant them, for the first five minutes of the first snowfall of winter. After that, it’s just cold, miserable, slushy and troublesome. The accompanying gray skies tend to outstay their welcome when the snow has gone too.

As nice as that first five minutes of snowfall is, I wouldn’t trade it for all the sunny days in the world. Certainly not for all the sunny days in Mexico. All three hundred and sixty five a year of them. I’ll be happy to not see another snowflake again. It’s not like I can even make a snowman at my age. I’m a grown up now. Sort of. I’m more a snowgirl kinda guy these days…

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Maverick Mexicans

This video is worth posting on its own merits. They are brave/foolhardy young chaps, that’s for sure. Watch it to the end – just when you think you’ve seen the most dangerous jump, there’s another around the corner. I actually came across it on Facebook. There’s a uniformed chap at the end that tells us this is in Mexico. But one very sharp eyed Facebook Friend named the very place it’s shot. Care to take a guess where?

Edit: Darnit, the video shows where it was filmed. No need to guess. I now have a new adventure sport to do when I return… :)

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Snow Birds

Winter is not my favourite season. It’s cold and bleak. There are some plus points. It’s nice to sit in a cosy pub, with a glass of Real Ale, looking out the window at the lashing rain and howling wind. It’s nice to go out in the first snows. It’s nice to curl up in front of a real fire in the evening. But the plus points are thoroughly outweighed by the minus points. Frozen floorboards to greet naked toes first thing in the morning. Frozen fingers jammed in pockets in a futile effort to warm them up. Dark walks to the bus stop in the morning. But most of all, months go by without feeling the warmth of the sun on your skin.

Mexico doesn’t offer much in the way of seasons. Not in comparison, anyway. Rainy season and not rainy season. And Jacaranda season. The latter is pleasant, but short lived. What Mexico has is the sun, and lots of it. I love the sun. I never tire of it. There’s nothing finer than joining the mad dogs, on their midday stroll. Just me and the mad dogs, and any other Englishman that happens to be about. Sun block? For wimps and Johnny Foreigner. The lobster look is in for 2013.

I am sun starved at the moment. I’m sorely tempted to book myself a luxurious all inclusive holidays to Mexico. Spend a week or two lazing on a beach on the Mayan Riviera. Does it sound extravagant? It’s cheaper than a simple flight to Mexico City. It’s tempting. Very tempting. Failing that, perhaps I’ll joining the snow birds in San Miguel de Allende or Patzcuaro for some R & R. Whichever I choose, I’ll be happy to leave the snow birds of England behind. Including this little robin redbreast, the most famous of England’s winter birds. I’ve added him, and a couple of other feathered friends to my Birding set on Flickr. The robin is a fixture on traditional Christmas cards. That’s where I want to see my next robin. On a card.

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The New INM Regs Part 6

The Mex-pat part of the internet world is ablaze with news, rants, tales, rumours, reports and suggestions about what the new immigration regulations have in store for those choosing to make a home south of the Rio Grande. Rolly Brook seems to be one of the more renowned experts. And Señor Calypso has a number of recently published posts , detailing his experiences. The latter opened his series with a sage piece of advice. Don’t pay too much heed to anyone’s advice. You won’t need to search the internet for long to discover that different INM offices are interpreting the new rules very differently. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that different personnel at the same offices are interpreting the rules differently.

But anyway, the overall consensus is that the new regs are far more onerous that in the past. It’s possible that some foreign residents in Mexico may become persona non grata. Would I be stretching it to say that the Mex-pat world are giving the new regulations a big fat thumbs down? Maybe. Except, except, except. Me. I am not applying for the same sort of visa as everyone else though. I think. I’ve been told I’m applying for the Unidad Familia visa. Which I’m buggered if I can find mention of anywhere of the interweb. It costs MXN$3,000 and allows me to live in Mexico for two years. At the end of which I can apply for the Permanent Residency.

Sounds too easy? It really did sound too easy to me. All I needed, I was told, was my passport, my wife’s passport, our wedding certificate, one passport photo, a completed two page application form and six months of bank statements showing an average balance of £903. Oh, and copies of each. That’s it. The marriage certificate didn’t even need to be apostilled. So today, me and Mrs P headed off to the Mexican Embassy in a plush part of London, not far from Oxford Circus to put this all to the test. Surely it would backfire. Some new scrap of paper would be needed. An obscure document. A new requirement. Something.

Nada. Zilch. Nowt. No new, mysterious, previously undisclosed, hidden or secret requirement was revealed. We were greeted by the same friendly, helpful lady whom I had conversed with on the phone and exchanged a few emails with. She checked my documents and helped me complete the application form. I had my fingerprints taken. Electronically, mind – no mucky ink for me. And another photo was taken. We paid the (ever changing) £22.06 consular fee. She smiled, thanked us for our patience, and told me to return on Tuesday to collect my visa. The visa is good for one entry. Upon arriving in Mexico, I have to go to the INM office in DF, pay a further MXN$3,000 and get the proper visa card.

I won’t be returning on Tuesday. I’m working. But Mrs P will pop by and collect it next Friday. Unless there is a catch. With something so important and eagerly desired, one can’t help but fear the appearance of a ‘catch’. But from all appearances, the system seems to be friendly, efficient and speedy. I hope so. Next week, all being well, I will publish a post entitled The New INM Regs Part 7, which will be the last in my series. All being well. Fingers crossed. Here’s a snap of the rather snazzy, if discreet, Mexican Embassy in London…

Mexican Embassy

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Now That’s What I Call The Apocolypse

So. Tomorrow’s the big day. Time to phone in sick from work and blow your life savings on black on the Roulette Channel on cable TV, just for the hell of it. Just to see if you should have done it years ago. Roll up a fat one. Sit back in a comfortable chair. Sip a beer. Turn on the news channel. Wait and see what happens. I’m convinced. This time it’s for real. The apocalypse is here. I am forever fighting a battle to pay my bills, regularly miss lunch, have an unsightly bout of psoriasis, customers keep phoning me to report thefts they need to claim for, Fox News is broadcasting hate 24/7 and my cup of coffee got spilled during an earthquake today. That, or it was the dogs tail. One or the other. But anyways, that’s enough signs for me. All seven of them.

Once There Were Heroes

Yup, this time it’s for real. The Mayans were smart fellows. They wouldn’t get this wrong. And of course, the people deciphering the Mayan stuff, which admittedly means nothing to me, they’re smart fellows too. I don’t see how this could go wrong. All I’m waiting for now is the Antichrist to appear. Who’s it gonna be?! It’s like waiting for the next episode of Lost, the tension is unbearable. There are just so many candidate, but my money’s on Bill O’Reilly. He just seems the sort. So I’m gonna sit back in a comfy chair and wait. I’ll need some tunes. I’ve compiled a veritable album worth of appropriate music. I’ve called it Now That’s What I call The Apocalypse. What? EMI has already copyrighted that name? Shucks. Sue me, suckers….

It’s The End Of The World – REM

My Way – Frank Sinatra

Goodbye Cruel World – Pink Floyd

The End – The Doors

Sympathy For The Devil – Rolling Stones

You’ll have Time – William Shatner (if Mastercard were sponsoring the Apocalypse, this is the track. Priceless)

Live And Let Die – Wings

We Are All Made Of Stars – Moby

If Tomorrow Never Comes – Ronan Keating

Self Preservation Society – The Italian Job (especially for you nut jobs who think you can beat this rap…)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life – Monty Python

Have I missed out any essential apocalypse tracks? Let me know. Quickly. Tick tock. We haven’t got all day. And for those of you who are just not getting into the spirit of things, you darned killjoys….well, this one’s for you. Did you watch it? Yeah, you’re not feeling so scathing about this end of the world stuff now, are you? Not so smug now, are you. No. I didn’t think so. Two minutes of that, and quite frankly Armageddon can’t come soon enough. Anyway, that’s all from me. It’s been a blast. Happy Apocalypse Day.  Goodbye y’all.

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