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Thatcher’s Child

I am, possibly, the definitive Thatcher’s Child. Well, me and all those of my age. Margaret  Thatcher won the first General Election I remember, when I just just six years old and about to enter education proper. She was still PM when I hit the age of 18. I grew up in a Britain that was riven with division, evolving from a manufacturing economy into a services based economy, and those my age finished our education having known no other leader.

Some will tell you that she saved Britain, transforming a bankrupt state in decline into a prosperous world power once more. Others will decry her tenure as one that destroyed our industries, sold off our assets and threw millions onto the scrap heap. Both sides are quite correct. I’d offer counters to both sides. Our national prosperity was created at huge human cost, based on unfair and short term deregulation, funded by credit that laid the foundations for our current economic malaise. On the other hand, the unions had become so powerful, so militant, so detached from reality that they were destroying the very industries they were supposed to be trying to safeguard – someone had to stop them. They made quite clear that it was death or victory, comrades. Thatcher heard the cry, and obliged.

 I sometimes enjoy sitting on the fence. As I’ve made obvious in some of my recent posts, I don’t believe that anything is black or white. I neither think of Thatcher as a savior or a monster. She was, very clearly, one of the most important Prime Ministers of the last, or any, century. I’ll jump off the fence for a moment. Despite my reservations, I’d rather have had her win the 79 and 83 elections than someone else. She served a purpose. It would have been an idea if she’d stepped aside in 87. Eight years was enough. On the other hand…maybe not. She is everything that the current incumbent at No 10 is not.

Britain is better off today for her having triumphed. I admire any politician whose policies I believe to be a product of their convictions rather than a product of a popularity contest. Even when I don’t agree with them. Margaret Thatcher most certainly did not sit on the fence. She was certainly easy to look up to. Especially for a six year old boy curiously observing electoral history being made.  I liked, and still like, Margaret Thatcher. I wish her well, wherever she is going now. She was never one for turning.  If she can see a white light, I might suggest that now is not the best time to start…

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Life of David

One of my favourite bloggers is Robert Peston. He’s a BBC employee posting on the BBC’s website, so perhaps the term blogger isn’t the most accurate fit. Where’s the line between blogger and journalist? Still, he makes for an interesting and enlightening read and keeps me up to date with regards the economy in Britain and beyond. One of his latest articles (click here to read it) has wry touches of wit and sarcasm. There’s a decent summary of Cameron’s government if you can read between the lines.

I have never liked Cameron, nor his chancellor Osborne. I could never vote for a Conservative party with either of them in senior roles. That they needed to enter a coalition with the Liberals to form  government (despite the farce and failure of the previous Labour govt) suggests that I’m not alone. Their policies are those of an opportunist, using the economic crisis to sneak in right wing ideology . They are both out of touch with the British people, and indeed have never been ‘in touch’ with the daily reality of British life.

The Liberal party were genuinely electable before the 2010 vote. Had I voted, I would have voted Liberal, and that would have been a first – my current record is Tory x 2, Labour x 2 and Abstention x 1. If the leadership had a shred of dignity, they’d have withdrawn from Cameron’s government some time ago, and pulled the rug from under him. My record at the next General Election will have a x3 next to the Labour Party. Anyway, did you read the article? Perhaps you should, and then enjoy the video below, in context.

My good friend and blogger at Viva Verzcruz recently wrote about his top 10 movies of all time. It’s some list, one that makes me feel somewhat culturally inadequate. I’d still put Star Wars in my list. I could never create a list without the Life of Brian either. It’s not simply a great comedy. It’s utterly timeless. The Pythons pluck the essence of human nature, wrap a satirical ribbon around it, pickle it in farce and serve up a delightful dish of reality – a reality turned on it’s head. It’s almost a documentary at times.  Whenever I write about social, religious or economic matters, I feel (but usually resist) the urge to add a Monty Python clip.

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God Save Us All. Or Superman…

One or the other. I’m not fussed. I’m kinda hoping it’s Superman, though. I write this post on Monday evening, the day before the big vote. Did your guy win? If your guy is Obama, then probably so. I’m not sure why so many people are so convinced Romney is about to get into the White House, when the odds are so clearly so long. Too much time spent looking at the national vote and too much wishful thinking, I suspect. I’ve been following the FiveThirtyEight blog lately. The guy has a short record, but a stunningly accurate one. It’s been an interesting read, and one of the more plausible and objective reads on the election.

I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican. Not simply because I’m a Brit. Not simply because I’m a ‘centrist’. I believe certain times call for certain policies. And though my natural political instincts might make me lean Democrat, I’m well aware that what works well in Britain, and what may be best for us Brits, is not necessarily what’s good for America. Forcing your own beliefs down the throat of another culture, even one quite similar, isn’t how to go about things. I think that’s apparent from Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s also apparent, although it appears few people have checked, from several thousand years of human civilisation.

I’m a floating voter in the UK and would be in the US. The sort of person who, if American, the two parties need to convince. Romney hasn’t convinced me. Far from it. On a personal level, I don’t believe in him. Quite the opposite. He seems to me to be something of an opportunist, in the most negative sense possible. I haven’t got an awful lot nice to say about Obama. But nor have I much bad to say about him. The economy was doomed before he walked into the job. But the one thing I can say about him, is that he’s not Romney. If I’ve guessed wrong, and Mitt is headed to Pennsylvania Avenue, then the world just became a poorer, more desperate and more dangerous place. We reap what you sow…

On a party level, the Republicans are not suffering from a few bad apples. There is an infestation of extremism. Both of the religious and tea party varieties. Rotting the party to the core. And turning far too many otherwise intelligent people into frothing morons, prepared to believe all sorts of ludicrous nonsense, and sadly adopting many of the racist and bigoted attitudes that they’ve allowed themselves to be subjected to*.  The Republican party needs to jettison the extremists, and let them form their own party. Similar to what we have in the UK – UKIP. Although, sadly, having jettisoned the extremists, the Conservative party then moved back to the right to try and sweep up their votes. I hope the Republicans succeed in the former and don’t pander to the latter. It’s not a recipe for success.

I do have a recipe for success to offer. Come back to the fold. One of the biggest flaws of the US presidential system is in having two term presidents. The Queen is a one term monarch. Just as it should be. We’ll forgive you your errant ways. And quite frankly, I don’t blame you one tiny bit for throwing all that tea in the sea – it’s a disgusting drink. Put aside your divisions and join us in one big happy family. Sure, you’ll have to give July 4th a miss, but then in June we have Jubilee celebrations every so often.

And sure, you’ll miss November 6th elections, but then on November 5th you can join us and celebrate how we caught, tortured, disembowelled and disenfranchised the Catholics! It’s great fun, and there are fireworks! Although, if you’re Italian American or Irish American you may want to focus more on the Jubilee celebrations. Having said that, the Irish Americans might not go for that so much either. Well, we can just dust off the old No Blacks, No Dogs and No Irish signs. Except, of course, the blacks bit will have to be covered up. Not very 21st century, that bit. And us Brits actually love dogs, so that bit’ll have to go too. Oh well, there’s always Mexico

The photo and caption below is years old, and has been doing the rounds of Facebook again lately. But today seems a good day to post it, just in case you somehow haven’t seen it yet. I even added an appropriate flag too – the first ever flag of the US. It’s not too controversial. After all, it already does feature in one American flag. Ironically, of the same state of the current (and returned?) US president. Who one held British citizenship, of a sort. See, you’re halfway back already.  God save the Queen! And the United States of British America….

*Not all Republicans are like this. Nor all those who voted for Romney. I’m aware of that. So, I’m probably not referring to you. Probably… :)

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN 

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictio

nary.)Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

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The Money Maker

Tomorrow evening, Messrs Romney and Obama will take to a stage and engage in part two of their debating trilogy. I’m a bit bemused by American* politics. I have had many questions about American politics over the years. The answers are usually more bemusing than the questions. But this is a country where religion truly became business. Without America, you’d never have anything as nuts as Scientology or Mormonism. Without Mormonism, you’d never have anyone as nuts as Romney. Without Romney, you’d never have anything as nuts as the US. It’s truly a vicious circle. I understand that Romney won the first debate, and it appears that the fact he seemed to know little about his own policies (or Obama’s policies, or anything else in particular) doesn’t count against him.

I would clearly side with Obama politically. As someone who lies pretty much in the centre of British politics, I am by definition in the US a commie. Leftist. Liberal. Looney. Etc. I’ve always thought that US terminology is very petty. In the UK we refer to each other as scum, scruffs, scabs and toffs. Words not to be taken too seriously. I prefer ‘nuts’ myself. It is to the point. I digress though. I would side with Obama. But I find myself unable to get too much enthusiasm going for this election. I’m told by some people that this election is ultra important. That the two available options (because the third option isn’t an option) offer massively different choices.  I beg to differ. The candidates might be promoting very different choices.

But I’m quite certain that, regardless which of the two my American friends elect, not much will change economically. Elsewhere in politics? Not much there either. I hope so, anyway. Of the two, Romney is the dangerous option. Romney is the one who is more likely to embroil the west in new and unnecessary wars in the Middle East. And it’s Romney’s Tea Party friends that are the more likely to divide the country in social pogroms that deny the citizens freedom. Done, of course, in the name of freedom. But economically? The world’s economy is what it is. There’s not much room for manoeuvre. And not much will change. I suspect.

But here’s the crux of this post. I’ll start by mentioning that old adage, that we never learn from history. That’s my theme. But onwards –  I keep hearing a few of the same things from Romney leaning people. They bemoan the debt caused by the economic stimulus. Indeed, the bemoan all the debt, but the stimulus money in particular. The current economic crisis isn’t exactly the same as that of the 30′s. But I understand the similarities are striking. That crisis was approached initially with Romney style austerity. And the US promptly plunged into depression. It didn’t work. Hoover was out and Roosevelt in. Keynesian economies were put to work. Obama (and, incidentally, Bush Jr) style spending was implemented. And the US grew its way out of the doldrums. World War Two helped, of course. World War Two was also a socialist endeavour, on all sides….

Today, the US economy is growing. With it’s stimulus. In Europe, a number of countries are practising austerity. Greece. Ireland. Spain. Portugal. Have you checked out their economic situation and outlook? The UK is one of the few major economies voluntarily practising the more extreme forms of austerity. We’ve been in recession again too. Is there a pattern here? I can’t claim to be a leading light in global economics, and I’ve not held a job in the financial industry outside of home insurance (although I’d quite like to – http://www.ap-executive.com/uk/en/jobsectors/financial-services/ ) but I’d need to have explained to me why the bleeding obvious isn’t correct.

Romney, most libertarians and others on the US right would like less, little or no government. Which, for me, begs another question. What makes anyone think that the free markets, the man in the street and the corporation would run the world better than a government? It has been tried. The British government had a very hands off approach during a large chunk of the Imperial era. Laissez-faire was the order of the day. It made Britain very wealthy. Ridiculously wealthy. One wonders where all the money came from. One doesn’t need to look hard. The tens of millions of dead across Ireland, Africa and the Indian subcontinent tell a story. The millions of opium addicts in China. The list goes on. And ends with the largely impoverished population of the UK itself, living in squalid industrial slums. What makes anyone think that big business will have more of a heart today? What’s changed to prevent that happening? Nothing, I suspect. I provide Libor, sub-prime mortgages, Bernie Madoff, oil companies drilling in Africa and the 1% as evidence of the repetition of history. Oh, and there’s also Iceland, the closest we had to a laissez faire state in the last half century or more…

I’m told that if Obama wins a second term, the US will end up being just like Greece. Why? Because Greece are socialist. Socialism doesn’t work and begets bankruptcy. I disagree. Greece has been financially irresponsible  Financial irresponsibility begets bankruptcy. I’ve touted Germany as a better example before. Germany is way, way, way to the left of Obama. Germany has a multitude of social programs. Germany is surrounded by economic basket cases that it is almost single handedly keeping afloat. Germany has one of the soundest economic and industrial bases in the world. Germany has done a better job of being financially responsible. It seems to me a though the key factor in building and maintaining a financially stable economy has nothing to do with socialism or capitalism, but more to do with financial responsibility. Incidentally, the whole idea of pegging this down into the two camps of socialist or capitalist is ridiculous. There are no socialist or capitalist states. They don’t exist. There are only mixed economies, which may lean one way or the other.

My last point. The dreaded Obamacare. It’s socialist. Positively criminal. I feel it’s a step in the right direction. Towards having a health service the US can be proud of. But still a step bogged down and watered down by bickering, insanity and petty ideology. If you’re American, then you are spending double, triple what European citizens pay for their largely socialised health care. And you’ll probably die younger. And not just because of gun crime and obesity. Even infant mortality is shockingly high. Millions of Americans suffer because the richest country in the world can’t pull its finger out and produce the health service that should exist. Think about it. You pay twice as much. You die younger. Something’s seriously wrong. And of the many, many things that are wrong, Obamacare is not at the top of the list. Or near it.

I enjoy political, imperial and economics history. Domestic and international. And I see Romneyism written all over that history. With luck, he’ll be history himself this time next month. It’s too close to call at the moment though. I’d really like to know why someone who would vote for Romney genuinely believes that austerity will dig the US out of an economic crisis. Why they believe that the US health service is a better fit that the German’s social health system. Why Romney’s shrunk government won’t permit the spread of poverty, death, decay and their cousins greed, division and class society. But perhaps most of all, I’d like to know why they’d vote for someone who believes in Mormonism? Have you not read the ‘good book’?

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Illegitimate Rape. Or not.

Lots of us Mexico related bloggers are long standing, avid readers of Felipe Zapata, whether from the days of the Tales or the modern musings from the Moon. I could have placed this post of mine as a comment on his latest blog entry. But Felipe is a delicate flower at times, and prone to censoring those who disagree – often under the pretense of ‘bad manners’. I don’t generally comment under threat of censorship, so my opinions have been kept to myself for a long time now, bar one solitary effort. Which was quickly censored. Of course. But his latest literary discourse deserves a response. Over the years his opinions have gone from ‘common sense’ to ‘provocative’ to ‘untruthful’. A downward slide is pretty evident.

Today his latest post  entered the ‘deserving of contempt’  arena. It is a scarcely disguised defense of Todd Akin. He claims that illegitimate rape exists. He suggests that it may indeed be possible that females have a way of preventing pregnancy when being raped – but although he wants the suggestion to remain in place, he doesn’t want you to hold him to it. Just in case, you know. But best of all, he maintains that in some cases of rape, the woman is partially to blame. He’s adamant about that.

Where do you even begin? He complains that commenters aren’t posting responses relevant to the post. Something I find a little ironic, and even a little bit hypocritical*. But I’ll have a crack at it here. Firstly, what the hell is legitimate or  illegitimate rape? Seems to me it’s a term Akin made up as he was going along, but the idea was perhaps based on 13th century British law. Felipe, while your comments might belong to the 1200′s, we’ve moved on since then, and it would be nice if you could catch up and join us here in the 21st century.

For the record, if the sex was agreed to by the lady concerned, it wasn’t rape. We often refer to it as ‘consensual sex’. False allegations of rape are commonly referred to as ‘false allegations of rape’. What Felipe is doing is trying to justify an unjustifiable – and fairly despicable – opinion. I won’t touch much on the female’s ‘ability’ to ‘shut that whole thing down’. Anyone with an ounce of sense needs only to look up a few cases of rape that have resulted in pregnancy. The internet makes looking easy, and you don’t have to look hard. Raped females get pregnant pretty regularly. I think the results speak for themselves. There isn’t much room for doubt. It could be true that female bodies can prevent pregnancy? It might be possible? Felipe, expect a visit from this superhero, flying through your window, at any moment….

Lastly. Women are partially to blame for rape? Jeez, which century did you get your ejukashun from? I know name-calling etc ain’t kool, but there comes a stage where you just have to call a spade a spade. Felipe, rape is rape. I have had quite a few lasses in flats, rooms or hotels who’ve drunk a bit much and passed out in my presence. Know what? I didn’t rape a single one of them. Know why? Because I’m not a rapist. Females don’t ‘partially’ rape themselves. When a guy unzips and puts it in there when she’s saying no, or is unconscious, he is raping her.  He bears one hundred per cent of the guilt. One hundred per cent. Not the slightest, tiniest bit less. He is the only one making a conscious decision to go through with the act. You can word it any way you want to. But you’re going to remain on the wrong side of what is morally acceptable. You can phrase it with some wit, but you’re going to remain a man talking nonsense that belongs in an era long gone.

Felipe, you plumbed the depths today. I have long disagreed with a lot of what you have had to say over the years, and still do. But this goes beyond provocative. It’s not controversial. It’s wrong and quite sickening. I suspect that your (often irrational) hatred for Señor Obama has lead you down a path of extremism. Turn round and walk back, amigo. Civilized society awaits you. It’s nicer here.

There is another reason I wanted to post my comment. It is perhaps the more interesting part of the post, although it’ll take a lot less time to get through. Obama’s successful presidential campaign of 2008 was heralded for his successful use of social media. What’ll happen this time round? I appreciate that many rational people have come to disapprove of Obama. Some may even vote for Romney and let the Tea Party – Akin et al – in through the back door. At which point, the new ‘religious doctors’ might change the law and legislate ‘legitimate rape’. But I have come across so much utter nonsense about Obama on the internet. Does it matter? Quite possibly. I came across this interesting story about Apple’s fictitious asymmetrical screw. It just goes to show how, in the internet age,  fact and fiction seem to matter less, and opinion more. Felipe’s commenters are generally bright and seem to have cottoned on to the quality of his latest piece. But will American voters see through the rubbish that makes it’s way to their Facebook pages, Twitter accounts and forums? And that does, without any doubt, include the anti Romney rubbish.

*But perhaps not entirely surprising. Señor Felipe has long had trouble grasping the word ‘illegitimate’. Not so long ago he claimed 41% of US children are born to single mothers, and linked to the study to prove it. I slipped in an anonymous comment to point out that the article actually claimed that 41% of US children are born outside of marriage. Not to single mothers. It made clear that of that 41%, more than half those children were born into cohabiting two parent families.

A single mother and cohabiting two parent families aren’t one and the same thing, unless you’re writing out yourself a brand new dictionary and inventing new definitions. Felipe initially claimed that he, and others simply ‘read the report differently’ to me.  I pointed out by email that we can differently interpret exactly what statistics mean. But the statistic itself is what it says on the tin. You either read it right, or you read it wrong. Felipe had read it wrong. My comment was deleted and the comments closed, presumably before anyone else noticed…

 

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