I wasn’t going to. I really wasn’t. But seeing as I have blogged about Miss Universe before, I finally decided I might as well. Although my previous posts were far more newsworthy. In 2007 Miss Mexico hit the headlines for choosing a dress with dead people on it. Nice. And in the actual contest itself, held in Mexico City, Miss USA managed to fall over, much to the evil delight of the audience.
This year, Miss Mexico managed to avoid any controversy and win the tournament. Of course, when I say ‘avoid controversy’, she still has the next year to get through. There are so many hazards facing her. Such as getting pregnant, appearing in a home made porn film or otherwise behaving in a less than lady like fashion.
Personally, I think these titles should be decided by which of the delectable tarts has the biggest, most visible and most tabloid worthy wardrobe malfunction, and whilst becoming rapidly impregnated shouldn’t be encouraged, I see no problem in her moving forward with a career in the adult movie industry. Sharing is caring. Here’s the video from last night’s event. Sorry, but you really will have to watch the trash at the beginning to see the delightful Jimena Navarette pick up her trophy. Or whatever it is.