A Smokin’ Silver Jubilee

The Queen had her Diamond Jubilee. I have a more modest silver celebration coming up. It’s a celebration I’d rather avoid. It’ll be a quarter century of puffing on Virginia’s finest. Not an anniversary to be proud of, truth be told. But I’m a pretty hard core addict. Which isn’t surprising, given that I’ve been a smoker for more of my life than a non smoker.

I do try to give up. Every now and then I’ll post a little something about my latest attempt to quit. Be it through cold turkey or the use of an aid, such as nicotine gum. Sometimes I make it a few days. Last time I made it a few weeks. Once or twice I’ve made it a few months. But, needless to say, each effort so far has crashed. And burned. Literally. But one should never quit quitting. I remain convinced that my time will come.

I am having a new effort. With renewed enthusiasm and determination. And I have a new aid. The trendy, fashionable and – so I’m told – very effective electronic cigarette. I ordered a rechargeable battery unit online, with a whole bunch of cartomisers. It’s a pretty simple deal. The brown filter is a disposable unit that screws into the white battery section. The filter part is the equivalent of a pack of 20 cigarettes. You suck on it, and get a blast of nicotine. You exhale a soothing cloud of water vapour.

The pros are obvious. I’m not inhaling any of the 4,000 odd chemicals that accompany the nicotine on your average ciggy. There’s no stinky smoke polluting my environment and permeating my clothes. I can smoke anywhere I want. Although bus companies might be rolling out a ban soonish. It improves my performance at work – I’m sat am my desk happily puffing, instead of grouchily watching the clock wishing it was break time.

The cons are equally obvious. These electronic cigarettes haven’t really been through much in the way of testing for safety. Although I’m not convinced they could be worse than a real cigarette. And I’m not really giving up smoking. I’m not even breaking the hand to mouth association. But, you know what. Even if I ended up smoking these for the rest of my life, I’m saving a packet.

The cartomisers work out at about £2.25 a day. A cheap brand of real cigarettes costs a minimum of £5.50. If they’re on special offer. Usually they’re more like £6 a pack. Some people – exclusively non-smokers – whine how much us smokers cost the NHS. They have no idea what they’re talking about. Aside from the overlooked fact that an average smoker will cost the NHS less than a non-smoker over a lifetime, there’s also the small matter of the billions that smokers put into the taxman’s pockets each year.

I imagine these electronic cigarettes are going to become very popular. People are hard up. Really hard up. The poorest parts of society, where the biggest chunk of the smoking population belong, are suffering more than most. Bankruptcies, IVA’s and general difficulties in repaying debts are on the up and up. I think the first thing people who are looking to get help with debt management are going to be told is to quit the habit. That’s easier said that done. But this is the next best thing. There’s quite a correlation between smoking and debt, by the way. Or so some studies show, anyhow.

I’ve done my own maths. Normal cigarettes cost me about £6 a day. That’s £42 a week. Or £180 a month.  The electronic variety is £2.25 a day. £15.75 a week. £67.50. A saving of more than £1300 over a year. No need for a degree to work out which option is best for my pocket. Of course, giving both the elbow would be the best result. But one step at a time.

If you’re interested in going down this route, by the by, I can offer the following tid bits from my limited experience so far. The instructions on usage were very vague. How often should you puff? Well, I puffed all day long as if I had a regular pack of cigarettes, with about 10 to twenty puffs per cig. And the cartomiser lasted about a day. So that seems the right way to use it. When you inhale, you do feel a satisfying blast of ‘smoke’ filling your lungs. It’s not quite the same, but it is so, so close. Surprisingly so.



14 thoughts on “A Smokin’ Silver Jubilee

  1. I gave up my once or twice a week cigars last September, 2011. I had bronchial asthma, from other sources, such as carelessly inhaing a blast of smoke from a barbecue smoker. The cigars and the bronchial asthma weren’t friendly to me, so I stopped.That was much easier than giving up cigarettes, back in the ’70s.

    I do miss my silly little cigar ritual.

    Don Cuevas


    • Well put! This would be a very life like blow up doll, though. The sort of blow up doll that I imagine Google would make….knows exactly where you are, where you’ve been and…I’ll leave it there.


  2. Amigo – I would have never picked you as a smoker – too darn smart for that addiction. But, then a lot of smart people have been or are smokers. I am hoping for a good outcome here – you are a fine fellow. We would like to see you around for a long time.


  3. Daniel Ramírez says:

    Sr, My father quit smoking on early January 2011 (I haven´t yet) I gave him a couple of electronic cigarettes I got in China, but these Chinese cigarettes only worked for 2 weeks, so I got for him some more cigarettes from a guy who sales in deremate. Nowadays my father spends about $30 USD (used to spend about $90 USD) a month in average in liquid and spares for his cigarettes and he´s happy with them, but planning to quit from electronic cigarettes as well. Wish you good luck and self control. By now here you are the link to my supplier in Mexico.


  4. Andean says:

    It’s good to hear you will never give up trying to quit. Many people have been successful and quit the habit, even though it may have taken more then a few attempts. Someone that was a heavy smoker found the patch to be quite helpful…


  5. Just like Don (response above), I gave up ciggies b/c of a health concern. I got bronchitis and lost my voice. Couldn’t do more than squeak. Bronchitis, like asthma, can be a smoker’s best friend b/c I quit pronto. Probably saved my life. Good luck on your quest to quit. You’re on the right road.


  6. Kim G says:

    For years, I have smoked from time to time. I always enjoy a cigarette, but invariably afterward think to myself, “Why did you do that? Now you feel horrid.” But while I’m smoking, it’s wonderful.

    I haven’t smoked in a while, but I used to smoke 5 or 6 cigarettes a week. Frankly, I’ve never understood people wanting to smoke a lot. Don’t you feel kind of sick if you’ve smoked an entire pack in a day? I would.

    Good luck with quitting. At least when you get to Mexico, cigarettes will be cheaper than in the UK, although they now have gross pictures on the box. But the pictures give them a definitely edgy, cool feeling. They must be designed to attract young smokers. LOL…


    Kim G
    Boston, MA
    Where we think the crusade against cigarettes has gone overboard.


    • I’m afraid not, I can happily burn through a pack without a problem. Although most of them are smoked for the nicotine. There’s only probably five or six I smoke for the enjoyment. And they are enjoyable. It’s those five or six that are so hard to give up.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.